Repo Man

Credit goes to James at 10 Engines for reminding me of this gem with his generic beer post. Ran into it again when it was quoted in the new Starz show "Party Down."

Put your seatbelt on, boy. I don't ride with anybody
'less they wear their seatbelt. It's one of my rules

The life of a repo man is always intense.

A repo man spends his life getting into tense situations.

You gonna give me my car, or do I gotta go to your house and
shove your dog's head down the toilet?

You know, kid, uh, usually when when someone pulls
shit like that, my first reaction is,
I wanna punch his fuckin' lights out.
But you know something?

You're all right

Look at 'em, ordinary fucking people, I hate 'em.